Five words you can cut...

I've been on the couch for about a week. Two weekends ago I thought I was ready to be normal again. Walk freely through the world and do what I want - when I want. WRONG!!! After three hours of exhilarating fun at the Chrome Divas of Gainesville Bunny Run and two hot dogs later - I couldn't stand up, walk, or even wiggle my ugly little toes (I could win an ugly toe contest for sure). Alas, it was not to be. So... I've been sucking down painkillers like House after an all-nighter at Krispy Kreme and basically have been a raving BITCH. Hey FYI - if you do a search for BITCH on AOL there's not one listing. Hah! John left. (Thank God!) I have an appointment with Dr. Jack this afternoon at 3:00pm.

To make matters worse, I just found out that there are really only five words that I should perhaps cut from my writing. Eek! I used four of them in my last sentence.

Five words you can cut... from Writing Tips.